We’ve been taking some time away from the reality TV because, to be perfectly honest, there’s been no way to spin any of this crooked bullshit as anything other than what it is: dangerous and stupid bullshit (or as John Oliver calls the Russia part of it, “Stupid Watergate”). In an attempt to keep things …
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This past weekend was one long nightmare alt-reality episode of Hate Speech with the host conspicuously absent. We kicked off the weekend with torch-wielding nazis marching onto University of Virginia grounds to protest the removal of a statue of Robert E. Lee. Of course, there was violence, but of course the police handled it the …
Bliss (2)
We’re glad to have you back for the second episode of our celebration of willful ignorance and misplaced pride. The continuing, real-life adventures of Trumpette on The Trumpette Show. . . (static) “NumptyVision interrupts our regularly-scheduled programming to give you this update from the co-host of Hate Speech. Oh. wait. That co-host is gone now, too? …
Bliss (1)
Cold open: A little kid named Trumpette asks Mom for a cookie. Mom says “no.” Trumpette doesn’t like the answer. He doesn’t accept it. He sticks out his bottom lip and starts looking around for Dad. Pouty Trumpette asks Dad for a cookie. Dad says, “What did your mom say?” Trumpette stares down at his …
Wicked Witch of the West Wing
Our latest episode of Witch Hunt begins with an email received by special guest star Donald J. Trump Jr. to arrange a meeting with a Russian lawyer named Natalia Veselnitskaya. Having been promised damaging information on Hillary Rodham Clinton, Donnie Jr. agreed to the meeting. The president’s then campaign chairman, Paul J. Manafort, attended as well as …
Dead Man’s Curve
It’s like a scene in a movie. The car is speeding up a winding, mountain road, and you see The Curve ahead, maybe there’s a close-up of the rickety old guardrail, and there is nothing you can do to stop it. You’re thinking back, wondering what you could have done differently. Could this have been …
Witch Hunt The Musical With Special Guest Newt Gingrich
We have a new musical episode of Witch Hunt for our avid fans. You’ll love the chorus of toadies singing the show’s theme which has been a YUGE hit! NumptyVision viewers will recall back in May when today’s special musical guest, Newt Gingrich, tweeted his support for Robert Mueller as the choice for special council …
Need To Work On Those Ratings
NumptyVision has big fun for fans of three shows this week! We’re starting the week off with an exciting gossip edition of Loose Lips. One of the president’s friends (I know, right? I don’t think he has friends, either, just people who are still useful) says the President is considering dismissing special counsel Robert Mueller. …
How Far is Too Far?
The term “impeachable” offense has a new meaning of late. This week’s episode of Loose Lips is a crossover with Hate Speech. 45 has been violating the Emoluments Clause since the moment he swore to uphold the Constitution on the first day of his presidency. He’s admitted to obstructing justice. While his lawyers argue that …
Terrorism In UK Drives POTUS Starkers
While the citizens of London work through the emotions of another terrorist attack, the President of the United States rushed to exploit the attack in bizarre ways. It’s one of the strangest episodes of Hate Speech, yet, with our host in irony meltdown. 45 points out that we’re not having a gun debate now (points for …